This is not going to end well for me, is it? This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss? I can tell you exactly... (SHUSHING MOCKINGLY)
Deadpool
7.3s
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni. Where's Francis? (WOMAN WHIMPERS) No! Please!
Deadpool
1.4s
Go ahead.
Deadpool
8.2s
Who brought this twinkly man? Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.
Deadpool
8.9s
How's that Kullen coming along? IKEA doesn't assemble itself, you know. You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen. It's an improvement on the Hurdal.
Deadpool
5.7s
Hop in! Great day for a ride. (HINDI SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) WADE: And we all know how this turned out.
Deadpool
1.7s
(MUMBLING CONTINUES)
Deadpool
8.2s
And I quote, "Looking for roommate, "blind to life's imperfections. "Must be good with hands." Or would you rather I build the IKEA, and you pay rent? Why such a douche this morning?
Deadpool
2s
There. All caught up.
Deadpool
4.9s
Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference. (WHISPERS) You know what to do.
Deadpool
3.3s
I wish I never heard of Craigslist.
Deadpool
5.3s
Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak... slipped through my arms today...
Deadpool
1.3s
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
2.5s
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
Deadpool
1.4s
Go on then.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
9.8s
Ban who? My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump 'ms carcass on Ghats doorstep.
