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Captain Deadpool...
Deadpool
Oh, you'll tell me. But first...
Deadpool
(GROANING) (WADE LAUGHING)
Deadpool
AL: Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
Deadpool
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Deadpool
WOMAN: Oh, that must hurt.
Deadpool
He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
Deadpool
WADE: I didn't just get the cure to el cancer...
Deadpool
Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
Deadpool
(WHISPERS) Don't hesitate to call me.
Deadpool
I'll take the footlong...
Deadpool
(GRUNTS) (GLASS SHATTERS)
Deadpool
Just take it slow.
Deadpool
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Deadpool
God, I miss cocaine.
Deadpool
