Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) Mmm.
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(SCREAMING)
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You were right, beautiful.
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Perfect. (CAMERA CLICKS)
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Red really is my color.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet... which also happens to be my... Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box. (GASPS) You had a dishwasher.
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It's time to put balls in holes.
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I'd hit that.
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(GROANS) Canada!
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One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
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(CARS HONKING)
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Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan? (MUFFLED GROAN)