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You're blind.

Deadpool

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You sure?

Deadpool

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At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.

Deadpool

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I'm calling Wang.

Deadpool

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WEASEL: What did he say? (THUNDERCLAP)

Deadpool

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Any last words?

Deadpool

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It sounds even stupider when you say it. Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?

Deadpool

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You heard me.

Deadpool

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What?

Deadpool

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What's my name?

Deadpool

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(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...

Deadpool

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I'm so sorry.

Deadpool

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I'm sorry.

Deadpool

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I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.

Deadpool

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If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.

Deadpool

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(RETCHING)

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You mean this mask?

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So, you live in a house.

Deadpool