One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
Deadpool
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Oh, joke away.
Deadpool
1.7s
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Is it Basil Fawlty?
Deadpool
8.8s
Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becauseitsounds suspiciously made up. What is it, really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
Deadpool
6.7s
Right in the middle there. Just, I don't... A little nugget of romaine lettuce or something. (SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.9s
You have something in your teeth.
Deadpool
11.8s
FYI, I could probably get you the superhero discount. You are so relentlessly annoying. Thanks. Never heard that before. Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up? Or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
Deadpool
5s
It's been bothering me for a long time. (LAUGHS) Ah, made you look.
Deadpool
3.1s
Also soorohed my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain.
