So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick? No. Trainee. Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail? What does that make you? Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names? (FRANCIS GROANS) Can we go? WADE: Look! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here. I'm all about long sullen silences... followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.
Deadpool
2.3s
Yes! (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
1.4s
A superhero.
Deadpool
1.8s
You're nothing.
Deadpool
1.8s
(MACHINE HISSING)
Deadpool
2.7s
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Deadpool
1.6s
Who knows what they'll have you doing?
Deadpool
1.5s
We can fight this.
Deadpool
14.2s
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y. The world needs extraordinary soldiers. We won'tjust make you better. We will make you better than better.
Deadpool
1.2s
I love you.
Deadpool
2.8s
We'll see about that. I suppose we will.
Deadpool
2.2s
(WADE CHUCKLES)
Deadpool
1.8s
His form looks good.
Deadpool
6s
So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence... or mean comment? Go on.
Deadpool
5.3s
You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.
Deadpool
1.6s
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
4.8s
That does it! (METAL CLAN KS) Oh!
Deadpool
6.4s
I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
