No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
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As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes... they knew... that this might be the end of the long road. But they also knew... how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud... they were both thinking: - I love you. - I love you. Bro. - Okay, man. You got this. - Okay.
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Damn, girl. You a badass. I thought you were my friend, Dave. I thought you were my friend, Kim.
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Fake fruit!
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Take him out. You want us to assassinate... the leader of North Korea? - Yes. - What? Won't they just get another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo... - ...to come in and replace him? - Exactly. Exactly. We're aware of a faction in the existing leadership that already wants him gone. They're too scared to act alone. And they need you two to go in there, remove Kim... embolden them to revolt... and take over. Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved? I am going to be in your ear... by your side, every step of the way. Then I have one answer.
The Interview
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Slow push!
The Interview
4.4s
This is like The Lord of the Rings. Okay?
The Interview
1.9s
Fake grapefruits!
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You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
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You've been with Dave a long time. He's a hard guy to leave. You like the money and can't say no to Dave. No. Yes! I know you. You're fucking awesome. - No, I don't understand you. - You know, it's a little bit weird. Do you have a boyfriend? Is that too forward of me to ask?
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- Then why don't you drink them? - I don't like brain freeze.
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Excuse me. - Did you just shart? - No, I didn't. It was that camera guy. It wasn't me. Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Jong-un has just pooed in his pants.
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Good evening. And good morning to our viewers around the world. I'm Dave Skylark. Thank you for joining me for this historic moment in history. I'm with President Kim Jong-un... of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. We are broadcasting from a station outside of Pyongyang... for this very special edition of: Skylark Tonight.
The Interview
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You can do it. I'm Dave Skylark... and I can interview anyone. - Yeah, you can. - Let's take this motherfucker down!
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- She's loyal to Kim. - No! Dude! She was just telling me she's with us. I hate Kim. He is a terrible leader. - See? - Okay. She can help us kill him. What? No! No! No killing! Kim must die! That's the American way. How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake? As many times as it takes. Killing Kim won't change anything. You said it yourself! We gotta do something. Right? He will be replaced. He has brothers, other generals. The people need to be shown that he is not a god. That he is a man. Then they will be ready for change. Yeah? How?