Kim Jong-un's military forces... targeted an uninhabited South Pacific island... with a 15-megaton thermonuclear ICBM. We're not live anymore. - They cut our feed. - Off the air?! Goddamn it! Rob, put your fucking wig on. They fucked us. Goddamn it! What's going on?
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We obviously have to have him on to do that. So put that together. But we're doing this North Korea thing. - First thing tomorrow. - Book him! - Get him! Get the goat! - On him. Get the goat! I got some questions for that goat.
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- What was that? - Nothing. It was something. What's the joke? You've got your job, I've got mine. But they're different. Yours is cool. Mine's just a little more serious. What? We have the same job. I report real news. You know, stuff that matters. You report on all the cool: "Who's getting new boobs?" And the fun eating-disorder stuff. You really helped build up 60 Minutes too, right? - It's only been on for 80 fucking years. - Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say this, but we got an opening at 60 Minutes. - And we could use somebody like you. - Are you serious? I'm fucking with you, man. Come on! You'd be eaten alive at our office. I'm gonna catch up with these guys, but cheers, man, congrats. Or whatever.
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And you're my precious.
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Maybe you're right.
The Interview
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Right. Well, can we look inside? Fuck, yeah, we can. Come on.
The Interview
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A revolution Aaron and I had started. - Of course, in a tale like this... - Malcolm. You might expect to find some...
The Interview
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I'm 31 years old. The fact that I am running a country is batshit crazy.
The Interview
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- Let's go, Supreme Leader. - Okay. It was nice meeting you.
The Interview
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Fuck!
The Interview
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What are you gonna do, drop nukes on L.A.? - Nuke your mama! - I bet they can't even make it to Australia!
The Interview
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Oh, this is hard.
The Interview
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I particularly enjoyed the Miley Cyrus camel toe episode. The camel toe episode. That was good. I've never heard this expression before. But after seeing it, it is a perfect representation of her vagina. It is. It looked exactly like that. Yeah. - It's very deep. - Very deep. Quite a moose knuckle. You Americans are so creative with your sexual innuendos. - We do it very well. - Many animal references. Oh, yes, tons.
The Interview
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Goodbye, Dave.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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They selected me.
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- Then I saw this fake fucking grapefruit. - What? All the food in that grocery store is fake! He fucking lied to me. Maybe that fat kid isn't fat. I mean, oh! What about the concentration camps? And the famine. Maybe that's real. God!
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Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
