It is. I've been telling you that for weeks now. He fucking honeydicked me. He honeydicked the shit out of me. - Sucks. - You still got that poison?
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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When you're ready.
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"And as the North Korean coastline receded in the distance... we heard the crackle of gunfire.
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What are you looking at?
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Is it still live?
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Kim Jong-un's military forces... targeted an uninhabited South Pacific island... with a 15-megaton thermonuclear ICBM. We're not live anymore. - They cut our feed. - Off the air?! Goddamn it! Rob, put your fucking wig on. They fucked us. Goddamn it! What's going on?
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We obviously have to have him on to do that. So put that together. But we're doing this North Korea thing. - First thing tomorrow. - Book him! - Get him! Get the goat! - On him. Get the goat! I got some questions for that goat.
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And you're my precious.
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I've been grazed! - How's the puppy? - Puppy is okay! Protect that puppy with your life!
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You know, I'm very, very interested in the history of your young nation.
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This room for Mr. Rapaport. Ooh, lovely. Thank you. - Cute. - Quaint. I'm tired. How are you feeling? - We go now. - Okay.
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This is crazy.
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Aardvark, are you all right?
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And ain'ters gonna ain't. That is not an actual thing that people say. This is what you do to haters. You just smile.
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- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
