- You got him? - Yeah. You out of that big ol' scary hole?
The Interview
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Interviewing him. Everyone in North Korea will be watching. No, look, the interview's scripted. His people are never gonna let me ask real questions. - Dave, I am his people. - She controls the broadcast. I can't do political interviews. I do entertainment interviews. - Dude. You can fucking do this. - Yeah? You don't interview with your brain. You interview with your heart. - True. - Your emotion, Dave. You get Kim Jong-un to fucking cry like a baby in front of all of North Korea? They'll know he's not a god.
The Interview
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...hot CIA honeypot bombshell." "Maybe a few drones... or a secret CIA watch." - You got Skype. - So good to see you. Wait, someone else wants to say hi.
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8s
And the people are jealous of men like you and me. It's as though they despise us because they are not us.
The Interview
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But they do. You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
The Interview
6.1s
Okay, so I thought you might enjoy breakfast... and a tour of my home.
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- What do we do? - He's gonna poo.
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Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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2s
So gross.
The Interview
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Echo Romeo Five, Echo Romeo Five. We have contact with Dung Beetle and Aardvark. Aaron, Dave. - I'm Captain Sung, SEAL Team 6. - Holy shit. How'd you find us? The GPS on your wristwatch. Let's get you boys home. - Oh, my God! - For you. - For me? - Is it the president?
The Interview
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Loyalty is what made my father and grandfather so successful. That's right. Hey, listen up. You. Without loyalty... a country is a lawless jungle.
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I live a lonely life, Dave. And it warms my heart to know that there is someone in this world... with whom I can truly be myself.
The Interview
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- Aaron, I need to talk. - Fuck, it's Dave. Shit. You hide in there. - I'll go deal with him. - Okay. Go, go, go.
The Interview
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- Oh, no, no! Oh! Oh, no! - Who is that?! - Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! - Keep shooting! Oh, no! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! There's more!
The Interview
5.1s
Oh, God! Oh, God! You got a lot of pent-up energy! Oh, God!
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Let me ask you something.
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The end.
The Interview
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Please, take this printed copy of the questions. It's crucial Dave review them. Officers Koh and Yu will now take you to your room for lunch. Come, American. Time to get even fatter. Great. Thanks, guys.
