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- This is so scary. - Aardvark: You're being extremely brave. Everybody here is very proud of you. - My tummy's all scraped up and wet. - Aardvark: I'll rub your tummy when you get back. Just a few more feet. Okay? Just five to 10 more feet. I gotta keep going? I don't wanna keep going. Fuck.
The Interview
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Aardvark is in trouble. What do I do? What do I do? Talk to me. Talk to me. You're gonna have to fight that tiger. No! Do not! Do not fight the tiger! Do not be a gentleman. Go right for the balls! - I don't see its balls. - Do not fight the tiger. You will lose. If that's a girl tiger, you gotta cunt-punt that bitch! - Dave, shut the fuck up! - Cunt-punt that bitch! You know that's a stupid idea. Please, don't try to fight the tiger.
The Interview
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I don't wanna stick it in my ass. You gotta put it in your butt. Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this in my ass. Okay. Just give us one second to come up with a better plan. - Isn't there anywhere else? - I think he should put it in his asshole. We don't have a better plan. Stick it in your ass. No! No! No! I've never done that! I've been there before. It looks huge. - That tiger blood will lubricate it. - This will mess up my asshole! Aardvark, there are people there. They are closing in on you. They have guns. You need to secure the payload. - Secure it in your ass. - Stick it in your butt. - Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. - I'm there with you, bro. Just listen to the soothing tones of my voice. Just breathe. - Oh, it's cold! - Just let everything go loose. - I don't like it! - The tip is...
The Interview