- Let's get the fuck out of here. - Wait! The puppy. - What happened to your hand? - Someone bit my fucking fingers off. - That's just like Frodo! - Whoa! Shit!
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Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
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You know, this is so weird. You are, like, the coolest guy. But a lot of people say... that you're batshit crazy.
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Desperately. Because I could never get it... from my father when I was a kid.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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Go!
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- Yes, I pee and poo. - So you have a butthole? I've got a butthole, and it's working overtime. You are awesome.
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He said that my brothers and I were all too feminine.
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Because I need people's approval.
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- All right, it's clear. - Okay.
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Does this thing still run?
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What are you looking at?
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Is it still live?
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Liar!
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Okay.
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Tensions between your nation and South Korea are at a high. It's fair to say that you're on the brink of armed conflict. So what I want to know is... in these times of great stress... do you do karaoke? Yes, I do, Dave. I believe that it is important for those in power... to remain in touch with the beauty in life. You are also a very accomplished painter, aren't you? Well, how can I not be? - He's reading the script. - He lulls them and then he gets them. It's his technique. The beauty guides you. It guides my hand.
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I enjoyed your interview, guys. Now, try not to fuck up your extraction. Get home safe. Guess who's going to America where they don't eat doggies? - And you get all the good stuff. - Let's just go. Can we please go?
