No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
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As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes... they knew... that this might be the end of the long road. But they also knew... how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud... they were both thinking: - I love you. - I love you. Bro. - Okay, man. You got this. - Okay.
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Damn, girl. You a badass. I thought you were my friend, Dave. I thought you were my friend, Kim.
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Fake fruit!
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Take him out. You want us to assassinate... the leader of North Korea? - Yes. - What? Won't they just get another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo... - ...to come in and replace him? - Exactly. Exactly. We're aware of a faction in the existing leadership that already wants him gone. They're too scared to act alone. And they need you two to go in there, remove Kim... embolden them to revolt... and take over. Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved? I am going to be in your ear... by your side, every step of the way. Then I have one answer.
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Slow push!
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This is like The Lord of the Rings. Okay?
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Fake grapefruits!
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You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
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Katy Perry's your favorite! Katy who? I don't know who you're talking about. You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Not the chorus, please! And own the night Like it's the Fourth of July - 'Cause, Kimmy, you're a firework - Stop! Go and show 'em what you're worth And make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" As you sail across the sky-y-y Kimmy, you're a firework No! I don't need my father! I am strong!
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Holy fuck-a-moley! Is that real? It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin. In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
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Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
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I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
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I'd absolutely love to.
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Good evening. And good morning to our viewers around the world. I'm Dave Skylark. Thank you for joining me for this historic moment in history. I'm with President Kim Jong-un... of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. We are broadcasting from a station outside of Pyongyang... for this very special edition of: Skylark Tonight.
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Kim.
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The numbers I gave you on potato output... are exaggerated. That's okay with me. I don't really care about that. We can get back to what we were doing. No, it's not just the numbers! - I am a terrible person. - No. You're the best person. You were about to have sex with me. That's the best thing someone could do. I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.
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Are you sure you don't... mean to ask me about potato yields? No. I wanna know about that other thing I just asked. Okay, well... Dave, as you have seen for yourself... we have a great bounty of food in North Korea. What I saw for myself... was a fake grocery store... with a fake fat kid planted right in from' of it!