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What did you mean when you rapped: "I said nice rectum, I had a..." "...vasectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant If I bisexually wreck ya"? I've pretty much just been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness. - I see that now. - You know? But, yeah, actually, Hector was a real person. Hector and his rectum were real. - It's real! Hector's rectum is real! - Holy shit. Yes! - Slim Shady, everyone! - I knew it! - Dude, dude! - Aaron. Bring it in. - Oh, my God. - Bring it in, big boy!
The Interview
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- Oh, my God. - What the heck just happened?! The real Slim Shady just stood up. That's what happened! - This is like Spike Lee said he's white! - I can't believe this. - You the man! You the man! - You're the man! - You're the best! - You're the best. Listen, I'm gonna go get my makeup off. I want you to meet me downstairs.
The Interview
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- When I rap about violence... - Wait. ...or, you know, sound like I'm promoting violence... - ...I think that it's more or less... - What? What? What? ...because, you know, it's kind of about me just confronting it. What did he just say? He said he was gay. Dave. Dave, we're pretty sure we just heard him say he was gay. Em, let's just back it up a moment. You... just said... that you were gay?
The Interview
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We now turn to the hostile nation of North Korea. The rocket they are testing is big enough... to reach the West Coast of the United States. Today, an official of the United Nations tried to tell the world... so there will be no mistake... that we are living in the midst of a modern-day Hitler. A young, untested leader with nuclear ambition... - Kim Jong-un. - Kim Jong-un. We are talking about Kim Jong-un. Good evening. I'm Dave Skylark. Tonight, we are joined by 13-time Grammy winner... Oscar-winning songwriter, Detroit's own: Eminem. He'll speak with us about his new album which has been mired in controversy... concerning lyrics that some view as demeaning... to the elderly. Tonight... on Skylark Tonight.
The Interview
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This is fucking bullshit. Let's take it to a serious tip. Supreme Leader Kim... when the United States, which has an enormous stockpile of nuclear weapons... insists that countries like yours have none... does that feel hypocritical to you? Many Americans do not realize... that the war in North Korea was entirely the fault of the United States. Damn! Kim's calling us out! - You really are still hopeful? - No. I'm not hopeful at all. He's bailed on the plan. America, what you done to these Koreans? This is a little embarrassing. When you think of all that your country has been through... the wars, the floods... do you think your people should be rewarded... for their resilience and strength?
The Interview
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Dude, where are we going? I thought we were going to the Hamptons. - What is this place? - We're just, you know... just hanging out. - Okay. - All right, all right, all right. It's a surprise party for you. What? Why? Why did you just tell me that? Because I'm so excited! This is gonna be great! - I don't understand what's happening. - Surprise! All right, all right, I already told him! - You're the best in the world, cocksucker. - Not now, Malcolm. Come on. Thank you. Why is this happening? You've been with us for 1000 episodes! - Are you kidding me? - Ten years, baby!
The Interview
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You know, I have to admit, before I came here... I thought this place was gonna be a dump. Of course. For decades you've heard the false rumors: "North Korea is a failed state. We can't feed our people." It's all propaganda. I see. Well, yeah, I mean... I did see a fat kid and a really nice-looking grocery store. Oh, we have beautiful grocery stores here in North Korea. One of my favorite things to do is just strolling up and down the aisles... to see the beautiful fruits of my country's land. I can believe that. It looks like you hit the grocery store pretty often. Screw you, Dave. - Hey, you want to see something cool? - Yeah.
The Interview