He's kidding, right? Motherfucker don't kid. That's not it. I'm gonna give each and every one of you party favor fertilizer bombs! And we are gonna get our riot on! That's what it means to be evil. We, my friends, are the real 1%, and tonight we are gonna fuck this city up or my name is not... Chris D'Amico!
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I think I got her! Go check!
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Hey. Where's the rest of the team? Dr. Gravity has the flu, and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so... That's okay.
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No. That's why we brought our friends.
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Now I'm ending it.
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You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris. Archetypes. Keep going. We got, uh, Katarina Dumbrovski. Wait, wait. A chick? Yeah. Seriously, you hired a chick? Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ate her cellmate. Okay. "Mother Russia."
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Okay.
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Voila! Presto and elegant, damn. Them boys designed a very tasty logo.
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I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus.
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Okay. The girls are upstairs in the apartments. My little brother, he's on the till. He's just a college kid. Kick-Ass, Night Bitch. On it. Ralph D'Amico is gonna end you for this. Ow! It hurts! Yeah, there's a dog on your balls.
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Oh!
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You don't understand. He's doing this to protect me. Dad!
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Oh, this is perfect.
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Your dad? You blew up my dad with a bazooka.
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No, you're right. Your new name's Little Bitch.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.
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- Oh! - Shit! Oh, you broke my leg!
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When you're dead, it's done. There's no sequel. You made this real. You started it! And I'm gonna finish it.
