Mother Russia and Motherfucker both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris. I am not asking for suggestions, asshole. Just get them costumes and get them ready!
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11.9s
Empty. Don't tell the bad guys. Pardon my language, Colonel, but you have got some serious balls. Certainly more than Mr. Kim. "There's a dog on my balls."
Kick-Ass 2
8s
Call him "The Tumor." Who's next? All right, we've got, uh, an ex-Triad member looking for work. Easy, "Genghis Carnage." Come on.
Kick-Ass 2
4.7s
Get the fuck out of here before I tear your head off, you old fuck.
Kick-Ass 2
1.6s
Where are you going?
Kick-Ass 2
1.2s
I'm sorry.
Kick-Ass 2
14.4s
Oh, sweet Jesus. Battle Guy, what did I tell you about taking the Lord's name in vain? Sorry, sir. Eisenhower, at the ready. Insect Man, I want you right behind me. Everybody else spread out, catch the strays.
Kick-Ass 2
4.4s
You know, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It's very rude. Come on.
Kick-Ass 2
5.4s
Oh. And try to have fun, otherwise what's the point?
Kick-Ass 2
4.2s
We're the good guys. Oh, no, you're the fucking dead guys.
Kick-Ass 2
2.6s
Don't you move. Night Bitch! Behind you!
Kick-Ass 2
2.6s
Nice party. Anybody wanna dance?
Kick-Ass 2
2.4s
Okay, I got his right arm.
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
Whoo!
Kick-Ass 2
1.2s
Wait.
Kick-Ass 2
9.8s
Dude, how bad-ass is Colonel Stars and Stripes? Yeah, I still can't believe he's an ex-mob enforcer. I mean, how do you go from that to being a superhero? He's a born-again Christian. Shut up. Yeah.
Kick-Ass 2
10.3s
Dave, you been sneaking out at night? Mrs. Neipert said she thought she saw you leaving at 2:00 in the morning. Miss Neipert's crazy, Dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.
Kick-Ass 2
7.4s
We were in the ultimate clique. It didn't matter that no one else knew. We knew. And we felt like rock stars.
