Some help, please? A shark bit my fucking dick off and I can't get some water?
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I'm sorry, who are you? I, uh, volunteered for your evil army, like the others. Right. I appreciate that. Thanks for joining the cause. This is the VIP area for the core group. I just thought it was funny you said that. Because he is Kick-Ass' father. Who? Mr. Lizewski. He's Kick-Ass' dad.
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Okay. The girls are upstairs in the apartments. My little brother, he's on the till. He's just a college kid. Kick-Ass, Night Bitch. On it. Ralph D'Amico is gonna end you for this. Ow! It hurts! Yeah, there's a dog on your balls.
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Hey. Where's the rest of the team? Dr. Gravity has the flu, and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so... That's okay.
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I used to eat punks like this for breakfast.
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- Oh! - Shit! Oh, you broke my leg!
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Mindy? Mindy!
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Now I'm ending it.
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Spread out!
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When you're dead, it's done. There's no sequel. You made this real. You started it! And I'm gonna finish it.
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You don't understand. He's doing this to protect me. Dad!
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No, you're right. Your new name's Little Bitch.
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I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus.
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What the hell are you doing?
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All right, party people!
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Oh, this is perfect.
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He's kidding, right? Motherfucker don't kid. That's not it. I'm gonna give each and every one of you party favor fertilizer bombs! And we are gonna get our riot on! That's what it means to be evil. We, my friends, are the real 1%, and tonight we are gonna fuck this city up or my name is not... Chris D'Amico!
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We are gonna kill Kick-Ass, the very first superhero, together. We are gonna cut him up into little pieces, feed that shit to MC Shark and post it all over YouTube. For real!
