What are you doing in my room? I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you. Okay, good. Now you can stop. No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would have been better. This is deranged. Whoa. Some people do a lot worse. Oh, the people you hang out with? No. The people I hang out with are superheroes. There is no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences. When are you gonna grow up? If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask because I'm ashamed of who I am. Not like you.
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5s
Doesn't matter if you're wearing a mask or makeup, it's who you really are.
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8.2s
Hey, how you doing? Good, Uncle Ralph. Listen, Chrissy, things have been tough all around since your dad, you know.
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3.8s
Just needed to see my Robin, I guess.
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17.3s
What's that? A ghetto cell phone? Gonna call for help with a come-back? Hmm. Actually, my daddy bought this from a disgruntled DARPA employee. You see, it was designed for crowd control, but deemed too severe. It emits a pulse that creates spontaneous nausea and diarrhea.
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1.9s
Just the kid.
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Dad? You home? Dad?
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1.8s
I gotta tweet about this.
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2.6s
Don't you wanna know someone's there for you?
Kick-Ass 2
1.9s
"Miranda Swedlow"?
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1.4s
Ooh, it's gotta hurt!
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3.6s
Fuck with the queen bee and you're gonna get stung.
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1.3s
Wow!
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2s
They just disappeared?
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2s
Okay, Min, he's here.
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Cops are coming. Leave it to Mother Russia. She makes 10 times what we do. Fifty thousand a week. Plus expenses.
