Man, am I glad to see you. Is there anything I can do to help, sir? Yeah. I was hoping you can help me get a million hits on YouTube.
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Ow, watch it. Watch me end your life. Come on. Forget it. Just one of the dickheads that follows The Motherfucker on Twitter. Who? The Motherfucker. He's some guy claiming to be the world's first supervillain. He's got 1,000 followers already. What an asshole.
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Me? I'd given up being a superhero because it was way too dangerous. Only problem, I was dying of boredom. Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch. It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the Middle East. My best friends Todd and Marty had no clue I was the first superhero to go public. You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard? Not if you're a granny-slammer. They may wear costumes, but it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes, and in the two years since the first ordinary citizens donned capes and masks, the movement has started to spread. I became a superhero because of Kick-Ass. Yeah, you just come home from work, you grab your gear and you go out on patrol. Help us make the streets safe.
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I inspired all those people to get off their asses, and now I was stuck on mine. So that night after dinner, I decided to get my old costume out.
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If! was even thinking about a Kick-Ass sequel, I had to get serious.
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Mmm-mmm. Look, if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to do it.
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Goddamn! I'm alive. Oh! Oh, that's amazing!
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Okay. Good, I don't wanna do it. Fine.
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Hey, whoa. Absolutely not. No.
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I know, right. So...
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Sorry. Whoa! Can't you knock? You know, buddy, it's perfectly normal for you to touch yourself... Oh, Jesus, Dad. Get out!
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But no matter how many drug dealers she stopped, she couldn't stop feeling alone.
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Left, right, left!
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Hey, Min, how was school? Super crazy. Miss Mullins was out today, so we had Mr. Cooper teaching us biology, such a grump. Oh, really? That's weird because Principal Himoff called me yesterday. You were supposed to get an award for perfect attendance, but you didn't attend.
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I followed you this morning. Saw you get into a cab with some boy, and I lost you guys over the bridge. So now you wanna tell me where you really were today?
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I'm really sorry, Marcus. I didn't wanna make you mad. Cut the waterworks, Min. You're 15, not five.
