Damn, she had a nice pair of guns. Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits. I was talking about these. Oh, those. Those were my dad's.
Kick-Ass 2
17.2s
I'm the whitest pimp ever. That's the idea. Take the next right. Comes out on Flatbush. You sure I should be doing this without my gear? That's the point. Kick-Ass isn't a costume. Kick-Ass is who you really are. Dave Lizewski is the mask. Well, my "mask" is about to get his teeth kicked in.
Kick-Ass 2
14.4s
Hey, queer bait, where are you going with those bags, man? Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12-inch strap on. I'm just taking a walk. This really isn't what I do. I usually just call the cops. Who are you talking to, man?
Kick-Ass 2
9.4s
Uh, I'm just on a call. It was... You know, service round here, it sucks, man. Now give me the bags, faggot, before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
Kick-Ass 2
6.5s
Man, am I glad to see you. Is there anything I can do to help, sir? Yeah. I was hoping you can help me get a million hits on YouTube.
Kick-Ass 2
6s
Long as your heart's in the right place, we don't care what you put in your mouth. Fist bump. Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Kick-Ass 2
9s
Hey. So, are you ready for your first field test? What am I supposed to do with these? Put them on and, uh, go fishing.
Kick-Ass 2
3.9s
Cross my heart, hope to die.
Kick-Ass 2
2.7s
You take the day off. Later.
Kick-Ass 2
10.4s
Yeah, I knew I recognized your voice. No, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know no Marty. New guy. Hey, asshole, it's me, Dave.
Kick-Ass 2
9.2s
Don't you wanna belong? So you know that I'll carry you Can I wear this to Logan's? Yay! It's gonna be so much fun.
Kick-Ass 2
6.2s
I came up with the name Remembering Tommy, and, uh, we've been doing this three nights aweek. So...
Kick-Ass 2
5.5s
Um... But we got nothing. We never saw our son again.
Kick-Ass 2
2.7s
Colonel Stars and Stripes found us online.
Kick-Ass 2
9.7s
Can you believe I let Mindy beat the snot out of me for weeks just so I could get my ass kicked again? So much for a team. You ready to die? You faggot!
Kick-Ass 2
3.3s
Your dad was insane. You know that, right?
Kick-Ass 2
4.4s
Look, he asked me to cut class and go to the mall. So, yeah, yeah, I did.
