That's exactly what I'm gonna do. But you started this.
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Hurry up!
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Okay, I got his right arm.
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Dave, you been sneaking out at night? Mrs. Neipert said she thought she saw you leaving at 2:00 in the morning. Miss Neipert's crazy, Dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.
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Dude, how bad-ass is Colonel Stars and Stripes? Yeah, I still can't believe he's an ex-mob enforcer. I mean, how do you go from that to being a superhero? He's a born-again Christian. Shut up. Yeah.
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That's for Night Bitch.
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Get some! Uh-huh! Yeah! You got this, Motherfucker! You really think he's got a shot? I wouldn't take his money if I didn't. MMA is like chess. It's all about the moves. And your boy really knows his stuff.
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No shit.
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Well, if you really wanna be popular, consider two little words, "sex," "tape".
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You all right? I'm cool. Ow!
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Schwantz!
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Todd, wait.
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So what should I do? Cut their tongues out? No! Definitely not. I'm fucking with you.
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Just because you dress like us, doesn't mean you can be like one of us.
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Nothing? Yeah, Todd, nothing.
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Lois, you don't need these ax wounds. If I can dress like them, so can you.