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Holy shit! What happened? Jay, you're alive. Jay. Oh, thank God, Jay. I'm not dead yet. I told you guys not to go outside. What just happened? Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead. I told you guys not to run outside. You all right? I tried to save Aziz. I tried. You did your best, man. I love you. Why the fuck did you guys run out there? You know what, James, can you lower your voice? You're freaking out Jay! Maybe I'm a little freaked out, too! - He's not as strong as you. - They all fell in. - Look at my house! - I tried to save them. They all fell in. Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me. Can we get Jay some water, please? Can we get him some hydration? - He needs to be hydrated. - The water's not working! Everyone just runs out the door! My phone is dead. Guys, the fucking Internet's not working! Let's watch the TV. Let's check the news. Where is the TV? It's in the floor. In the floor? - Oh, that's dope. - Yeah, cool, huh? That's really neat. That is impressive, James. The biggest earthquake to ever hit Los... Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now. And also reports of looting and rioting are spreading across the city. Riots. Police are pretty much outnumbered as people are turning to one another. Martial law has now been declared. Air Force One has gone down...
This Is the End
25.9s
I'm gonna sleep with you. What? I'm gonna sleep with you. It's too scary to sleep alone. But this is my little area. Well, I'm invading your little area. I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay? Are you mad at me, man? If I was pissed at you, I'm sure it would have something to do with the fact that I had no interest in coming to this house socially, and now, I am barricaded in here with a bunch of people that I really hate.
This Is the End
56.7s
Um... Can I have that Milky Way? No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What? I went out this morning, specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. That's weird. It's not weird. It's my special food. I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way. I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way. A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. Everyone gets a fifth of everything. I want one-fifth of your T-shirt! I want the bottom part, the belly. I'm not sporting a crop top in your house. I'll cut that shit off and make a headband. You couldn't handle my midriff. Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way. For fuck's sake. No, for real, I have low blood sugar, and if my endorphins drop too low, I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around. What? Your LBS starts acting up, you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay? One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair. I'm going to bed. Jesus fucking... Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah. Night, James.
This Is the End
17s
Oh, my God! I got it. I got it, guys. There's blood all over my floor! Time to relax for a second. Okay, someone should look out the hole. I ain't looking out that hole! Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is out there might still be out there.
This Is the End