No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys. Stop eating! Don't eat another piece of bacon. Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay? I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon. Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
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Mmm.
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Emma! It's Emma. Oh, my God, you guys are alive. You're actually alive. Thank God! I hid in a drainpipe for days. Like, three or four. I don't even know how many. And then I stopped hearing people, and I started hearing growling noises. Out there, in your travels, uh, did you see anything that you would describe as Apocalyptish? I mean, no, but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here. I mean, it's a zombie invasion. Fuck! I'm the one who said it's been zombies. You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time. You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies. Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. These are still just theories. Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just... You tired? Yeah. If you want to take a little rest, you're welcome to do that upstairs. Thank you. Cool. - I'll show you the way. - Thank you. Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really. You're awesome.
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There's something out here!
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I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, and that's when he came up with the iPad.
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You're letting them get away!
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What the fuck is going on? He blinked at me. He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.
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I'm not fucking going. You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. You go get us some fuckin' water.
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Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. It's not fucking working, man! What the fuck! How do we get it in there? Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
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Go fish. Put it back inside of here. Do you know what it is? Yeah. Now you ask me for something that you need. First bit. You're not cutting it all? That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
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Look out! Shit!
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Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Oh, God! Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever. Please! Please! You've got to let me in!
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Where's the edge of this shit? Your thumb's in my butthole, man.
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It's working.
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Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now. Nobody come in here and bother me.
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I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.