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Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon! Yeah, bring your ass, bitch! Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah. What's he gonna do? Craig. I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause I'm about to fuck you raw! For the last goddamn time!
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53.6s
Fuck, man. I'm just pouring myself another glass of water to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That's very nice, but you can't just pour yourself another glass of water, man! Will you cut it out? Yeah. We agreed to one glass at dinner, we voted on it, man. Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired of all these fucking rules, man. You don't see me putting rules on you guys. You cannot have another glass of water. Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. Why the fuck is it fair that him and I should drink the same amount of water? We should be dividing our rations based on our proportionate size. I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything. It's just that I think everyone should split everything equally. "I just think that everybody shoul have the fucking same. "I have a goddamn earring. " Shut the fuck up, Jonah! You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated. You're making me into a joke right now, Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line. No more jerking off! No more water! Just sit the fuck down! Okay, I'm done. We're not gonna have any more water. Good. All right.
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18.6s
It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious. What does that have to do with us? The fuck are you talking about? I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fucking eat your ass. Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man. I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want. I butt-fucked this dude.
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24.7s
God! What the fuck was that? I don't know what the fuck that was, but I ain't going back out there. Craig, you didn't even get any of the water. The door was fucked up. Damn it, this is so frustrating! It's so close, but so far. The water, it's, like, right underneath us. Like, right there. What do you mean "right underneath us"? Like, literally, like, right there. If you went right through the floor.
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