We need to take what's good about Batman... ...and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics and accountability.
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Yeah, you're a great teacher. I am? Yeah! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, Padre! Wait, what did you call me?
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What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a big old hug. Thought you were attacking me.
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5.4s
Of myself. For being such a good teacher, obviously.
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Batman, I can't believe you did this. Hi, police lady. And even worse, you've made this kid into an accessory to your crime.
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I knew you'd say that. - No, you didn't! - No, you didn't! And I knew you'd say that! See? We aren't so different, I and you. - It's, "you and I!" - It's, "you and I!"
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I wanted to be as strong and as fast and as smart as Batman.
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I'm Batman, I'm awesome I got a nine-pack Stop it!
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You know, when I was a kid, I wanted to be you, Batman.
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Uh... What do you mean?
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Sorry, kid. That's okay, ma'am. As long as I'm doing a dime in the big house with my old man, everything's gonna be A-okay. Officers, take this Projector to the evidence room. - You got it. - And get this man some pants. I'm good the way I am. B Go, why has nobody fist bumped me yet?
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16.2s
Oops. - Batman? - Yes? Why is your "not son" trying to smuggle the Phantom Zone Projector into Arkham? What? Hey, kid. What is this? Batman, give me the Phantom Zone Projector. - No. - Batman! Give me the Phantom Zone Projector! Give it to me! No, no, no! Whoa! Nice.
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12.1s
Freeze, Batman! Hey, kid. This is a training exercise. These guys are my bros. - Go ahead and take a couple of them out. - Cool! - Hey, Frank. - You want a piece of Robin? - Barney! Nice compound fracture! - How'd you like a punch, Glen?
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7.6s
I studied Brazilian jiu-jitsu at Harvard for Police. Oh, yeah? Well, guess who got a PhD in smoke bombs! Dr. Batman. Guards! Get them!
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Code Red! I need total security lockdown, now!
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Om!
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Really? Because I brought a PowerPoint... Still boring! Yeah. Just get on with it. You want us to humiliate him? I certainly do. Yes. You want us to make him grovel at your feet? I would like to see that very much! You want us to smite him? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want us to make the rivers of Gotham City run red with his blood? Oh, that's... Oh, no blood? How do you feel about lava? Yes! Lava. - Done. - Yay! - I can't wait to crush buildings. - Excuse me. Hello? Over here. I don't want to be a downer, but how exactly are we going to get outta this place? Oh, leave that to me.
