Okay. Like all superheroes, Superman has zero friends, and he spends most of his time basking in sweet, sweet isolation, here at his alone palace.
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Bye.
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I just got a couple here. There. - Is that it? - Yeah. Oh. Of course. What about the utility belt? Anything in your cape? Under your cowl? And your shoes. There we go. Uh... This is really uncomfortable. Sorry. My shoes are part of my pants.
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Oh, my gosh. Yes! Here you go, Grandpa.
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One of these buttons has to save my friends.
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I've got you.
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As I predicted, we're doomed!
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How's it going? 'Cause everything is going great down here. I can see the target. But there's some kind of laser energy thing that I can't get through. Okay. I'll see if I can shut it off. But I'm gonna have to make up an excuse to leave this party without anyone noticing.
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Wait a minute.
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Um, all right, for example, is teeth whitener a good idea? - Yes. There you go, pal. - Thanks! - Really? - Oh, yeah. - Looking good, Bruce. - Thank you so much. How about eyeliner or a foreign language? - Try both. - Bueno. Look, it's the new commissioner! - Where? Oh, she's with the mayor! - Okay. Let's see. Here she is, everyone! - Oh, my darling! - Hi, Dad.
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No, he needed to go someplace where he could never harm Metropolis ever again.
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Bruce Wayne! He's the greatest orphan of all time. Shamon, Shamon - Nice to see you, Mr. Ambassador. - Mr. Wayne! - You want a picture? - That would be swell! Here we go. Party face! Boom. Keep it. Whoa! Thanks, Mr. Wayne. Call me Bruce, champ. I'm just so jazzed to meet you, sir. I'm sorry, did you say "jazzed"? Yes! My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick. - Well, children can be cruel. - Yeah. - Great to see you, Bruce. - Nice to see you, sir. - So, I had a question for you, sir. - Okay, hit me with it. Do you have any advice on how to get adopted? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, you do? - Mr. Wayne, can I get an autograph? - Sure.
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You're too good for Batman. He needs to open his eyes and see what it feels like when you're not around. Okay? Yeah, Pippa. I couldn't put Zod in a regular prison, right? He's Zod. Come on!
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror Bruce, any advice for the new commissioner? Long as he knows how to push the button for the Bat-Signal, he'll be fine. Bruce, I don't know how you did it. You can't prove it, you didn't do it. Mr. Wayne, so great to see you! Come and join us! Mr. Prime Minister. Did you have some work done?
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Uh, Mr. Wayne? Are you currently in the market to adopt a child?