Bruce, over here! Okay, shutterbugs. Look alive, here we go. I'm gonna give you three poses. You ready? Kissy face. Oops, I did it again. And the Bad Boys. What you gonna do? I'm out of here, guys. Thank you. - Congresswoman. - Mr. Wayne, good to see you.
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3.3s
Madam Mayor, stay close to me. Head for the south exit.
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28.8s
Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. We love you, Barbara! - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row. - That's me right there. - I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. You bet you do. Quick quest, what is your problem with Batman, and also, what the heck, dude? I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Butler One, this is Bat One. Do you copy? - Go ahead, Bat One. - I need my armored face disguise, now! Only if you say the magic word. - Now! - No. - You're fired. - No. Sir, we'll talk about this back at the Batcave.
The Lego Batman Movie
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He hasn't captured Bane. - Huh! - Or Catwoman. Or Two-Face, or any of Gotham's other villains! He's not good at his job. Including the Joker! She's making a lot of sense.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.8s
We need to take what's good about Batman... ...and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics and accountability.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.3s
...and Gotham's finest could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
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What was that? - One of us should check it out. - Okay. Scissors, paper, rock. - Paper. - Scissors. Ha! You always do paper. I'm a loser at home and a loser at work.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.6s
Why is Master Dick dressed like that? How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met? To the Batmobile! Hot-diggity-dog!
The Lego Batman Movie
8.6s
Wait, what are you doing? Dusting. You can't let him into the Batcave! I'm not. I'm letting him into your life via the Batcave.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.7s
I can only look you in the eyes right now. - Sir, what are you doing? - What do you mean?
The Lego Batman Movie
7.5s
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Whoo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads! - And one of them is Batman! - Yeah. It's raining dads! So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way? I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seatbelt? The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seatbelts! - Let's go! - Whoo-hoo!
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Joker! Joker. Uh, excuse me? I was about to... Push the Bat-Signal? Good call. I like your instincts. I've got a surprise for you guys. And it's gonna make you smile. Uh-oh! His smile is our grimace. Everybody, get down. - I... - Joker, no!
The Lego Batman Movie
12.5s
Bruno and I decided to share custody of you. So I get a say and you're mission approved. No way! Is this really happening? Yeah.
The Lego Batman Movie
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I probably shouldn't leave until I get the thumbs up from my new old man, Bruce Wayne.
