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So, when people ask you "Who's your number one bad guy?" you say... Superman. Are you seriously saying that there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship? Whoa. Let me tell you something, J-bird. - Batman doesn't do 'ships. - What? As in "relationships." There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. I don't need anyone. You mean nothing to me. No one does.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Nothing bad ever happens to me What the... Your city is under attack by Gotham's greatest criminal minds. Including The Riddler. Scarecrow. Pizza delivery. - Bane. - Hello. Two-Face! We need that door open, baby! Catwoman. Meow, meow. You're in! Meow, meow. I'm jumping out of the way!
The Lego Batman Movie
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- I want snipers trained on that building! - You bet! - I want water and air support, yesterday! - Ahoy, sir! And I need SWAT here now! Phone call for Commissioner Gordon. Hello? Batman? Hi, Jimmy! It's the Jokes. Oop! Nobody calls you that. Yes, people do call me that. Okay, listen up. Go, go, go! At this very moment, an unnecessarily complicated bomb is being attached to the inside of the main energy core. If the mayor isn't here in five minutes to negotiate the city's surrender, then I shall destroy Gotham City. I did something! Doctor, that sounds frightening and overly complicated. Talk us through it.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Commissioner, are you there? The Bat-Signal, she's been egged! It's Egghead, sir. I'm well aware of his work. Dear gosh. You've destroyed the Bat-Signal. You have thought of everything. Yeah, I know! And when I take over Gotham City... Opening reactor core doors. ...Batman will grovel at the feet of his greatest enemy!
The Lego Batman Movie
47.2s
Captain Dale, is everything okay? I am afraid Captain Dale had to bail. I'm your new co-pilot. And I always come to work with a smile! - You should be terrified. - Why? Because I will be taking over the city. Mmm... - What? - Batman will stop you. He always stops you. No, he doesn't. What about that time with the two boats? This is better than the two boats. - Mmm... - Well, tonight is gonna be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet. And trust me, Batman's never gonna see it coming. Like that time with the parade and the Prince music? Hey, quiet! - Good night, Steve. - Take it easy, Jeff.
The Lego Batman Movie
31.7s
Nope. Now it's snake clowns, because you put that idea in my head. - Sir? - Time for push-ups! One, two... We're going to 1,000. I'm afraid that's not possible, sir. It is possible. I'm already at 20. You're scheduled to go to Jim Gordon's retirement party. What? No. I don't wanna do that. - You're going to have a great time! - No, no, no. You might meet some new people! No, no, no! You could even make some new friends. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No! And before you go, we can do your favorite thing.
The Lego Batman Movie
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- Yeah. - Really? - Oh, yeah. - Wow. Are you looking for more of a base model orphan - or one that has more upgraded features? - Yep. Like cooking or driftwood art? - Gymnastic abilities? - Yep. Yep. Close-up street magic à la David Blaine? - All of it sounds great. - Really? Because all of it sounds like me. Mr. Wayne, do you think you'd be interested in adopting me as your future orphan son? Definitely. Oh, this is great! Because all I want is to get adopted, so I can finally stop being alone.
The Lego Batman Movie