I don't believe I would be Superman without fighting Zod. See? Superman gets it. Why can't Batman? Check it out, guys. I built a CD rack. Ta-da!
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Fine.
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- Happy now? - Indubitably. Good. Must be nice to be happy. Tonight, on Metropolis in Focus, we have our favorite star, Superman! What up, Gotham!
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Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger and more vulnerable-looking?
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Madam Mayor, stay close to me. Head for the south exit.
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Mr. Wayne?
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Now, ma'am.
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I hate everything you just said. Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman. Waiter. Wouldn't that be better? And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...
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Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. We love you, Barbara! - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row. - That's me right there. - I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. You bet you do. Quick quest, what is your problem with Batman, and also, what the heck, dude? I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.
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He hasn't captured Bane. - Huh! - Or Catwoman. Or Two-Face, or any of Gotham's other villains! He's not good at his job. Including the Joker! She's making a lot of sense.
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- What? - Look. Batman's been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time. He has aged phenomenally. However, despite all the great work Batman has done for us, Gotham City is still the most crime-ridden city in the world. - She's got a great point. - Interesting. Historically speaking, that is accurate. - He hasn't captured Riddler. - You know, she's right.
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Butler One, this is Bat One. Do you copy? - Go ahead, Bat One. - I need my armored face disguise, now! Only if you say the magic word. - Now! - No. - You're fired. - No. Sir, we'll talk about this back at the Batcave.
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Collateral damage assessment suggests the Scuttler, sir. Good plan.
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...and Gotham's finest could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
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Forever. Everybody, get down!
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Why not? Because we're all surrendering. Right, guys? We are? Yes!
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Punching Bane. That was unnecessary. Oh, no, you can't fight Bane anymore either. Really? Yeah. Or Riddler. Or Catwoman. Or Condiment King.
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Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
