Have you ever heard of a staph infection? Oh, I'll show you a staff infection. This is so unsanitary. You're literally... This is literally like swimming inside of a toilet bowl right now. Have you ever heard of Listeria?
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Okay, I'm starting to get itchy now and I'm pretty sure this is not good for my... Do you use the same bathroom as your mother? - Sometimes, yeah. - Then you probably have crabs. That's so not funny.
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It's basically piss and shit. So I'm just telling you, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee. So... Are you serious? What are you...
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Doesn't smell like caca to me, se�or. Okay, I can smell that from here. It's probably just your breath wafting back into your face.
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If my mom finds out I bought all this stuff for myself... I'm spending the whole rest of the weekend in the emergency room getting X-rayed.
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It's all we got. You kidding me?
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- See you later, Dad. - See you, Gretta.
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Aren't you guys coming in?
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I think it's great that we're helping the new kid, but also we need to think of our own safety. I mean, he's bleeding all over and you guys know that there's an AIDS epidemic happening right now as we speak, right? My mom's friend in New York City got it by touching a dirty pole on the subway. And a drop of AIDS blood got into his system through a hangnail. A hangnail!
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And you can amputate legs and arms. But how do you amputate a waist? You guys do know that alleys are known for dirty needles that have AIDS, right? You guys do know that?
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- Hey... - Ah, we're screwed. Richie, wait here. Come on.
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Wait, you have an account here, don't you?
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You found us, Patrick. You found us, Patrick.
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Glad I got to meet you before you died.
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Can we afford all that?
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Patrick.
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Okay.
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Don't think you can stay down here all damn day now.
