Even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides... ...than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great... ...but it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones... ...ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I fail to keep these two on the correct path... ... the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
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Hi. Welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water's clean.
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Bill, Ted, this is really quite simple. You have flunked every section of this class.
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Listen, guys, don't forget: Tomorrow, final report... ...1:30 to 3:30, okay?
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar...
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Guess we used too much power.
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...is a "salad-dressing dude."
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I liked it.
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We blew it.
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While I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant... ...the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band... ...until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Yes, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen... ...until we have a triumphant video. It's pointless to have a triumphant video... ...before we even have decent instruments. How could we have decent instruments if we don't know how to play? That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! And that is why we need a triumphant video. Excellent! - We're late! - For what? - For school, dude! - Yeah.
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Okay, Ted, George Washington. - One: The father of our country. - Two: Born on Presidents' Day. Three: The dollar-bill guy. You ever made a mushroom out of his head? Alaska. Okay. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick. That's Capt. Ahab, dude.
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I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire! And I'm Ted... Hold on. Bill, here, you take it. Okay. - And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. - Yeah! And we're Wyld Stallyns!
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The Zyggie Pig. The single greatest ice-cream spectacle known to man. "Eat the Pig, eat the Pig, zyggie, zyggie, zyggie, zyg!"