- Dude! Where are we going? - I don't know! I think the booth's broke! We've got to keep dialing San Dimas until we get back and get Napoleon.
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The Zyggie Pig. The single greatest ice-cream spectacle known to man. "Eat the Pig, eat the Pig, zyggie, zyggie, zyggie, zyg!"
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please.
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Dude. - What? - Let's go talk to ourselves. Excellent. - What did we say, anyways? - I don't know. Let's go find out.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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I think it's working, dude.
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Come on, So-crates.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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- Ready, Ted? - Ready, Bill. Let's go back into history.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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I need help. I got a live one here.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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If we were one of the greatest generals in history... ...and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day... ...where would we go? Waterloo!
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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- This is Ted's little brother, Deacon. - Hi. He'll take care of you.
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Eleven children, please. Are you okay?
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- Let's bag him. - Yeah.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Gentlemen, is everything all right? Yeah, except how come the number we dialed for San Dimas... ...brought us here instead of to tomorrow, Rufus? Because in San Dimas it is tomorrow, William. You have to dial one number higher.
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I don't believe his clothes.
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