Okay, Ted, George Washington. - One: The father of our country. - Two: Born on Presidents' Day. Three: The dollar-bill guy. You ever made a mushroom out of his head? Alaska. Okay. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick. That's Capt. Ahab, dude.
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Everything is different, but the same. Things are more moderner than before. Bigger... ... and yet smaller.
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What's your birthday, Mr. Lincoln? February 12, 1809.
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- All right. What's your name? - Abraham Lincoln.
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- Would you like a couch to lie on? - No, I don't want a couch to lie on.
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I can't believe my dad arrested them all.
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I know how to spell "Lincoln."
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Take your time.
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That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N.
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I'm Billy.
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God.
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Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud? Why do you keep asking me these questions? Tell me about your mother.
