We're destined to flunk most egregiously tomorrow.
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Thanks, Dad.
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- Your stepmom is cute, though. - Shut up. - Remember when I asked her to the prom? - Shut up!
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And look at us. Nothing's different.
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And now, for our last speaker.
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Hello again, my excellent friends.
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What's up, Ted?
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Thank you, San Dimas High.
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We traveled through time. I mean, we met lots of great leaders and we got an A plus on our history report.
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He loves...
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We want more!
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...Mr. Abraham Lincoln.
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It's your mom, dude.
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Okay, Ted, George Washington. - One: The father of our country. - Two: Born on Presidents' Day. Three: The dollar-bill guy. You ever made a mushroom out of his head? Alaska. Okay. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick. That's Capt. Ahab, dude.
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God.
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Everything is different, but the same. Things are more moderner than before. Bigger... ... and yet smaller.
