Are you, uh� you're gonna cuff me? Don't do that. Okay? Not here. Hey, that's the band. Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
You made it out.
Jennifer's Body
24.5s
That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Jennifer's Body
1.7s
I remember.
Jennifer's Body
2.8s
Jennifer!
Jennifer's Body
9.3s
I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. I mean, I'm a really good friend, but I was just so hungry.
Jennifer's Body
5.4s
No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.
Jennifer's Body
41s
Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
Nice hardware, ace.
Jennifer's Body
6.4s
Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. Boo. Cross out Needy.
Jennifer's Body
17.7s
I think they need two groupies. No! No. Come on. Don't be so J.V., Needy. They're just boys, morsels. We have all the power. Don't you know that? These things? These are like smart bombs. Okay? You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.
Jennifer's Body
13.7s
Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. I wonder if he's circumcised. I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. Ew. Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit.
Jennifer's Body
39s
Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
Jennifer's Body
29.6s
Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. It's a rock show. This is my rock look. Well, I can see, like, your womb, so� I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. Girls like her don't go out with drummers. - Thanks a lot. - No offense. She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins?
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman. Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Put it in.
Jennifer's Body
55.2s
I need you frightened. I need you hopeless. Hopeless. Hopeless.