Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There's so many of us, and we're all so cute... and it's like, ifyou don't get on Letterman... or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you and bleed you. And then Dirk here's gonna wear your face. Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though. Why don't you just get a publicist? We can make T-shirts. I could be a part ofyour street scene. Please. Sorry. No can do. But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right?
Jennifer's Body
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They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... and how to deal with grief. But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.
Jennifer's Body
9.4s
You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these... disturbing thoughts that you're having. We're all really concerned.
Jennifer's Body
3.7s
Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room.
Jennifer's Body
47.8s
Colin wouldn't like this. You think so? Yeah, you're right. I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a fucking cannibal... and buried before his 18th birthday. Wow. You must have known him so well. Jill. By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains. My boy... is not in the realm ofthe undead. He is not flying around in the firmament... on magical wings of flame. He's in an overpriced rosewood box... that's headed six feet downtown.
Jennifer's Body
1.7s
Hey.
Jennifer's Body
5.1s
What are you doing? Um, you said to leave. See you at school.
Jennifer's Body
13.4s
And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. And when I'm full, like I am right now, I'm, like, unkillable. Like, I can do shit like this. Watch.
Jennifer's Body
39.3s
I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore. I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies... and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person. But sometimes change can be good. For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, but ifyou're bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities. You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.
Jennifer's Body
39s
Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
Jennifer's Body
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Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. It's a rock show. This is my rock look. Well, I can see, like, your womb, so� I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. Girls like her don't go out with drummers. - Thanks a lot. - No offense. She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins?
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman. Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Put it in.
Jennifer's Body
55.2s
I need you frightened. I need you hopeless. Hopeless. Hopeless.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Dirk, what about her?
Jennifer's Body
10.2s
What do you want from me? Just want to explain some things to you. Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. Right?
Jennifer's Body
3.5s
It's really cool. Just watch. Look.
Jennifer's Body
9.6s
I think he may be having second thoughts about you. Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to.