How are you friends with Colin Gray? I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser.
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Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement.
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I'll cut offyour nut sack and nail it to my door... like one ofthose lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!
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I will. Do you hear me, you bastard?
Jennifer's Body
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Let it all out, kids. dd You want some baloney, Spector? And that was Low Shoulder, the local band... who became unlikely heroes ofthe tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night. Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, risking their own lives in the process. That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. Now, how you guys holdin' up? We're maintaining, man. It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes... are the people of Devil's Lake. I just hope we can convey 1/1 Oth of their courage and spirit... on our upcoming album.
Jennifer's Body
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Virgin mother. dd Crap. You said it. Hey, Mom.
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I didn't know you were up. Yeah.
Jennifer's Body
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Okay. Great, yeah. Okay. I'll text you my address.
Jennifer's Body
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Wait. Colin.
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So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so� Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with� Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm� Okay. I'll see you tonight then.
Jennifer's Body
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It's just wearing off or something. What's wearing off?
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- That was random. - I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy.
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I'm already sick ofthat song. Yeah, it's really poorly produced. Could the bass be any lower in the mix? No offense, but you look really tired. Is everything okay? No. I feel like boo-boo. My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. God. It's like I'm one ofthe normal girls. Are you P.M.S. - ing or something'? P.M.S. isn't real, Needy. It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy.
Jennifer's Body
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Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
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I'm not gonna bite you.
Jennifer's Body
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Couldn't you tell? You give me such a wettie.
Jennifer's Body
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Do you even know my last name? Silly. I've been sending you signals all year.