I see you're a fan of pink. Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously sal... What are you doing here? Look, your candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding. Just get me out of this cupcake, I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way. Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals. Well, this one did. I earned it over in Hero's Duty. You game-jumped? Ralph, you're not going turbo, are you? What? No, no. Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom and take over my game, you've got another thing coming! Easy, your puffiness. It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal. "Children of the candy corn"? Who'd...
Wreck-It Ralph
22.2s
Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from. Listen, nilly-wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal! Yes, you are. Wynchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake and on the first train back home. And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my fungeon. Fungeon? Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words.
Wreck-It Ralph
16.7s
What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness? Nothing. - Talk! - No. - I'll lick you. - You wouldn't. Yeah? That's like sandpaper! Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your center? It'll take it to my grave! Fair enough.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.6s
What's this? Cherry bombs!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
In front of you!
Wreck-It Ralph
2.7s
But... Where?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Hello? Hello?
Wreck-It Ralph
3.1s
Why do I fix everything I touch?
Wreck-It Ralph
2.2s
They call you Sour Bill for a reason.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.1s
Saccharine-saturated nightmare!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
Doomsday and armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.1s
Stick around. Yes, okay, I will. I will. Thank you!
Wreck-It Ralph
7s
Explain something to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Bam!
Wreck-It Ralph
9.1s
Please! I just want to race like you guys. You will never be a racer because you're a glitch. And that's all you'll ever be!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
No. No.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.7s
I can't hop. I'm hop-less. This is hopeless! We're going to drown here. Stop thrashing. Stop moving. You're making us sink faster. We're going to die! Get a hold of yourself!
Wreck-It Ralph
13.3s
Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order, for good. Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale. I know, right?