"Happy 30th anniversary"? They're having a party without me.
Wreck-It Ralph
34.1s
You must love you. Yeah! Inside here! Yes. Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now. And tonight you finally show up. - Why is that? - I don't know. I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. Thanks, Satan. It's Sateen, actually. Got it. But here's the thing.
Wreck-It Ralph
20.1s
We are humanity's last hope. You okay there, space cadet? We've only been plugged in a week. And every day it's, "Climb the building, then fight bugs." "Climb the building, fight more bugs!" Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right? And all for what? A lousy medal?
Wreck-It Ralph
12.5s
Ralph, can I help you? Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you. I saw a big explosion or something go over the building there. Those were just fireworks. Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.8s
Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there. - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, zombie. Hi, zombie. Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good! Bad!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.9s
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.2s
It's fresh. Straight from Pac-man's. Hang in there, guys. Name?
Wreck-It Ralph
2.3s
Fix-It Felix! Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix!
Wreck-It Ralph
24.8s
- Is he serious? - Oh please! Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. Come on. You know people. There's got to be... Tapper, I need a root beer. Coming! Hold that thought.
Wreck-It Ralph
14.8s
All right, Gene. You know what? I'm gonna win a medal. I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants!
Wreck-It Ralph
4s
- Hey, excuse you! - We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all cy-bugs.
Wreck-It Ralph
2s
And good night! Thank you for the party.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
What am I doing?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
What is this? No.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
Mushroom? No.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Yes, you are.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
Sweet mother hubbard!
Wreck-It Ralph
39.8s
How about we just eat the cake? Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof. Because he's about to get his medal! Then how about we just take that medal. And give it to Ralph for once? Would that be the end of the world, Gene? Now you're just being ridiculous. Only good guys win medals, And you, sir, are no good guy. I could be a good guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal! And when you do, come and talk to us. And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? If you won a medal, We'd let you live up here in the penthouse! But it will never happen. Because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building. No, I'm not. Yes, you are! No, I'm not!