Ralph, come on. Move your molasses. Um... - I've been thinking. - That's dangerous. Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? That's not very funny, Ralph. No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything... But maybe you shouldn't do it. Hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please. Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer. What?
Wreck-It Ralph
22.1s
Felix? Mary? Well, you actually went and did it. Gene. Where is everybody? They're gone. After Felix went to find you and then didn't come back... everyone panicked and abandoned ship. But I'm here now. It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.
Wreck-It Ralph
14.9s
I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not going to win. Thanks, kid. Listen... Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.6s
But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
You really are a bad guy.
Wreck-It Ralph
3s
Hello? Anybody home?
Wreck-It Ralph
54.5s
Hurry, hurry! Let's go. Time's a-wastin'. Come on, Ralph! This is it. This is really happening. I almost don't believe it. I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now... And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually. I mean, I think I might puke. You know, like a "vurp." a what? Vomit and a burp together, And you can taste it, and it's just like rising up. This is so exciting! Yes, it is. It's exciting. Am I ready to be a real racer? Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me? Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? Come on. Those people are going to love you. You know why? - Because you're a winner. - I'm a winner. - And you're adorable! - I'm adorable! And everyone loves an adorable winner! Yeah! Okay, come on. Listen to me. If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself, "I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined." - And have fun. Got it? - Got it.
Wreck-It Ralph
10.2s
Wreck-It Ralph? Yes. Yes, that's him! Should have locked him up when we had the chance. Locked him up? I'm not making the same mistake with you.
Wreck-It Ralph
0.8s
Whoa.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
And if they don't?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
We'll be put out of order for good.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.2s
All my subjects will be homeless.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.8s
Very good. I'll give you two some time alone.
Wreck-It Ralph
8.2s
She can't race, Ralph, but she won't listen to me. So can I count on you to talk a little sense into her?
Wreck-It Ralph
6.3s
And when they see her glitching and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken.
Wreck-It Ralph
32.7s
All I ask is that you hear me out. About what? Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? Doing what's right, no matter what. Get to the point. Point being, I need your help. Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. Why are you people so against her? I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar.