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47.4s
Fellas! What's goin' on? Fellas! What's goin' on? Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scopin' the babes. Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys. Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high. Sherman is movin' to DEFCON 2. - Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. - Hey! You have somethin' goin' tonight, Sherman? You see that Central chick, Bernette? - Um, no. - No. She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator. Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady. - Go get 'em, tiger. I'll be back!
American Pie
1m18s
Thanks, uh, Heather, right? Yeah. So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. I mean, uh, music is so expressive. Okay. I mean, I agree, but... aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone... - with your lacrosse stick or something? - Oh, sure. Sure. You know, I know what people think. It's like, "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player." You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like, - that's not all that I am, you know? - Of course, I didn't... I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. You? You think I don't get that? God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss." Yeah. So, like, what else do you do? Well, the same things you do, like hang out with friends and stuff. - Why? What do you think I do? - Oh, I... I just realized that I don't know anything about you. - I was interested. - Oh, well, what do you want to know? You know, stuff... about you.
American Pie
35.7s
- # If you believe in magic # - # Ooh, magic # # Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues # # Just go and listen It will start with a smile # # That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try # # Your feet start tappin' and you can't seem to find how you got there # # Do you believe in magic ## # Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby dooby-dooby doo bah # # Yeah, magic ## What was that? - Uh, sorry. - No, it was good.
American Pie
59.9s
# As you walk up those steps and garner your award # # Try not to forget about me # # 'Cause I was there when you had no one else to hold # # You used to look just like a saint # # And stumble into walls # # You're a guy's very own quarantine # # You used to never think you'd ever grow old ## You must be excited about the big night tonight. Thrilled. Who's the lucky girl? Who's the lucky girl? Michelle. - Michelle. - Yeah. - She must be very special. - Oh, she's special, all right. I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch.
American Pie
34.6s
- See you at dinner. - Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner. So, Finch, this is your plan? You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini-golf thing. Kevin, I'm sure that they're not. Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in. - In the spirit of this whole pact, you know? - Sure, what do you need? Whatever you hear about me, you agree. And tell all the boys the same thing. Look, I gotta go. Sixteen minutes round-trip. You know, Finch, it's... it's senior year. I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school? When was the last time you looked at the facilities in this school?
American Pie
1m1s
Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid. Think about when you work out, Oz. You gotta have someone there, right? Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated. Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other. I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track. Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, we are the masters of our sexual destiny. Their tiger-style kung fu is strong. But our dragon-style will defeat it. - Guys! - The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite! - Fight, and find out who is number one. - Guys! Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake. We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. This is our day. This is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. - Amen. Yes. - I like that. - We will make a stand. We will succeed. - 'Bout time! - We will get laid! - Yeah! - Yeah!
American Pie