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- Finch. - Here's the man we are looking for. - Gentlemen. - What's goin' on, buddy? - Gentlemen. - What's goin' on, buddy? - Same ol'... - Finch. You got the Latin homework? Oh. It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke. - It's a Latin joke. - Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee. - No, Jim, it's mochaccino. - What? What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee. 'Nova! What's up, dude? You comin' to the party tonight, Ozzie, you fuckface? Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by. - I'm workin' on somethin' new. - I got an idea about something new. How about you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the shrink-wrap and fucking use them! Dude, it's gonna happen. She's a college chick. Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight. I'll look for you in the no-fucking section.

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Here. Oh. Oh. - Again? - Not again. - Not again, man! - Is that possible? What a loser. What a loser.

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Party!

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That's not what I was thinking. Sex. It's always about sex. It's not always about sex. I just thought it was about sex this time.

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Excuse me. Uh, that's Paul Finch, right? - Yeah. - Well, you've seen him in the locker room, right? - Uh, yeah. - So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true? You know, that he's... equipped. I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on. I mean, uh... As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge! - Does he have a date for the prom yet? - No, definitely not. All right. Thanks.

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All right. Class dismissed.

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Hey, what are you doin' here? Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience. - You kicked butt. - Oh, thanks. - Um, Chris... - Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want. - Do I have to? - You can call me Ostreicher. - What's your middle name? - Nah, forget it. - Come on. I won't tell anyone. - Well, neither will I. Okay. Um. So, I had this thought and... It may seem like it's way out of left field. I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe... Those guys sucked ass! Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here? Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom. So, do you want to go? Oh, yeah! That would be great. Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo! Stifler, fuck! I mean... Why do you got to be so insensitive all the time? What? Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget. My cottage after prom. On Lake Michigan. Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you goin'? Ah, well, I gotta... I gotta hit the showers now, but I think this is gonna be really, really good. - Yeah. Me too. - All right. - Bye. - Bye. Bye.

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Oz, I know.

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Fellas, say good-bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy. I... am now a man. I highly recommend you join the club. We were doin' the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted. I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that? It was just my time. It was just my time. Best of luck to you boys.

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- These are, uh... - Let me just clarify... - that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch. - Of course not! So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh? You met at that party a while back, right? Yeah, we were up all night together. We had one of those amazingly deep conversations... where you feel like you really get to know someone. Deep conversation, huh? Is that what you call it? What else would I call it?

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- Where's your little date tonight? - No date. It was... It was a bathroom incident. - Pardon me? - Never mind.

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You want a beer? - Oh, there we go. - Come on, move! Steve! It's my computer! And I wanna use it! Shut up! Oh, you need to... You need to change, right? - Uhh, do you mind? - No. N-No, not at all. Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un... get changed. I'll, uh... I'll go downstairs and start studying up. - Yeah. - Okay. - Oh... - All right, there he goes. Now, we're in business. Now, we're in business.

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Hey, Kevin. - You seen shit-brick lately? - Why? What did you do to him? Me? Nothing. See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.

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Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it. Yeah. Now, come on, Kevin. Open it. It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. If you think so, just open it. Fine.

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Stifler's mom got it in the divorce. That reminds me of this one time... Hey, can I ask you a question? How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them, and you don't have any. Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh... They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp. Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me! Okay. You want a story? Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer...

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Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!

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- This is the nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect.

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- Hopeless. - Completely. - Hi. - Hey, Vic. Oh, shit. Guys... Guys... There's Nadia and she just looked at me. - She just looked at me. - Well, why don't you go talk to her?

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