# I needed someone to understand my ups and downs # # There you were # # With sweet love and devotion # # Deeply touching my emotion # # I just wanna stop and thank you, baby ## - Hey, minute man! - Shut up. You know... You know you're supposed to be supportive. Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia? No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'Net. I-I really don't think they liked it. How do you know that? She's already on a plane back home. Yeah. You know, guys? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period. No-no-no, really-really. Like... Like I was born without that part of the brain. I mean, I can't talk to girls. And when I do talk to them, I screw it up. Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good.
American Pie
6.2s
Perfect! - Move, James! Move! - Yeah, yeah. Move.
American Pie
28.7s
MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! Dude, hey, dude. What are you doin' to her, dude? Oh, my God, bro, dude. Enough of this blow job bullshit. - I gotta get laid already. - That's nice. Really, really nice. - Can I have a ride? - Sure. - Vicky, wait. - Not for you. Yeti! I am the Yeti!
American Pie
2.2s
So we're gonna be close next year.
American Pie
5.8s
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh... that, uh... we ate it all.
American Pie
4.9s
Jim, I'm just gonna say one thing... before you leave tonight.
American Pie
33.6s
# Ain't never thought that I could love like this # # This feeling inside me is growing # # I never thought that you would care ## Are ya lost?
American Pie
13.2s
# He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb # # She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds # - # He's not that old I've been told ## - Ah, here she is.
American Pie
5.3s
- Out. - Aw, come on! - Get out. - Aw, man!
American Pie
2.2s
- Nice game. - Nice game. Good game.
American Pie
8.8s
You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya? Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
American Pie
12.6s
Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around, and-and people don't mean it. When I say it, I want it to be more than words. - You know? I want it to be... - Perfect.
American Pie
2.4s
Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar?
American Pie
28.3s
- Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? - Yeah. - I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. I think you need your balls reattached. - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here? This place is an untapped resource. I mean, check it out. - These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late? - Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East? You guys, we don't even know him.
American Pie
15.4s
- Oh, Jim! - Dad. Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. Well, that was a fun day wasn't it? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
American Pie
2.4s
Cut it out, man!
American Pie
25.5s
Did not just take out that chair. - Yup, he took out the chair. - More, more, you bad boy! Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah! Ohh, God! # Calling your name # - # Calling your name # - Now, come to me. Oh, yeah.
