# Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do ## # Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' # # Watchin' X Files with no lights on # # We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one # # Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Kurosawa I make mad films # # Okay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai # # Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs # # So my irons aren't always flyin' off the backswing # # Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon # # Has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing # # How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad # # Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad # # I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral # - Sweetheart? - # Can't understand what I mean You soon will # # It's been one week since you looked at me # # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Hello to your mother your brother significant other # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind # # Kick off your shoes the blues and use anything but your mind # # 'Cause this is the summertime # # And it's here to free your mind # # How many other people can you save today # # Don't you think it's high time that you sail away # # Leave today Don't fall behind # # Try something new, turn into you if only for a short time # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind ## # Love is tragic Love is bold # # You will always do what you are told # # Love is hard Love is strong # # You will never say that you were wrong # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # Love is color Love is love # # Love is never saying you're too proud # # Love is trusting Love is honest # # Love is not a hand that holds you down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I gotta get my feet back on the ground # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # But love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more ##
American Pie
3.4s
What's wrong?
American Pie
32.8s
Ow! Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. I don't want you coming so damn early this time. What makes you think that I would come early? Come on. I saw you on the 'Net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing. Yes, I am. So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca."
American Pie
22.8s
Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship? - Tonight? - Yeah, it's such a perfect evening. I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it? Damn, my parts fuckin' stink! Dude, you gotta take a shit! You smell like a Yeti! Or not. Just relax.
American Pie
13.8s
- But... - See, that's what I've been realizing... is that... nothing's perfect. And you can't plan everything. Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.
American Pie
7.9s
Okay, let's go. What's my name? Say my name, bitch! Michelle, Michelle.
American Pie
12s
Xenophobic. Oh! - Regurgitation. - I know that one.
American Pie
5s
Exactly. - Okay, Albert. You ready? - No problemo.
American Pie
2.1s
That was a great night, huh?
American Pie
3.2s
I wasn't lying.
American Pie
10s
- Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to. Yeah? Well, you can't fake this. You better practice.
American Pie
8s
We'll tell you on the bus. I'm gonna go inside and grab my bag. My date too, perhaps?
American Pie
35.2s
You know what? I don't know if I want to be doing this. - Doing what? - You know, like, if we hook up tonight, tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about. No way! Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that! Look. Sarah, I... I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you. I promise. So, just... relax, take it slow... and let the good times roll.
American Pie
26.3s
- Let me know. - Okay. Keep going. I should be able to talk to girls. I'm articulate. You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. Verbal. Bullshit. There's no way. I kid you not, man. Look. Listen. Copious. Verisimilitude. Oh, ohh. Now.
American Pie
18.1s
- Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch. Where were you last night, huh? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours? Well, I was going for a fashionably-late entrance and I was too late. So, no ladies left. It was a very special night, very special. Guys. Guys.
American Pie
14.9s
Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house. And you're not gonna do anything about that? What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet? - Yeah. - You can do that?
American Pie
11s
And then he just puked his brains out. - That is a nasty story. - Yep, I told you. Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine? It's sort of sexual.