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And now you've got your own little guy. I know. And before you know it, he's gonna be a teenager... Wow. And you'll be teaching him about masturbation and, you know, all the do's and all the don'ts that have to do with the little guy's weenie. Right? Okay? Hopefully, it'll be more of a bratwurst by the time he's a teenager... Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just... Well, these are things you're gonna have to deal with. I understand. It's just, you know, he's two. Well, yeah, maybe you've got time, but.. So, you know, I just, I'd rather not talk about his penis. How you doing, Dad? I'm good. Yeah? What are you doing for fun? You seen any movies lately?
American Reunion
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This is the first long weekend I have had in a while so I wanna make it count. I want the place spotless, and I want it filled with booze. And I wanna make sure you're not around on Sunday night, 'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion, and I wanna tap that without you there. You got it? You know, first of all, Steven, it's my house. You're lucky I'm letting you stay here.
American Reunion
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Nice scarf. I see you finally came out of the closet. How is your mother, Stifler? You stay away from my mom, shitbreak. Okay, boys, the past is the past. We can bury the hatchet here, huh? Yeah, fuck it. Hey, short-shorts! A round of Jägerbombs for me and my boys! Go fuck yourself, Stifler.
American Reunion