Holy shit. I'm sorry, I don't need... That's fine, we can... I don't have to go on with that. But my point is, when you have a kid, you become a dad and a mom.
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Oh! That's something to keep in your back pocket, because that's a no-fail. Okay, let's be done with that. No, things in that department were fine.
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Because sometimes you can buy a little time with a well-placed thumb. Oh, God. I'm just saying. I don't think that's it. That's not it?
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And they haven't really picked up since, you know?
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And then Evan was born and we kind of stopped.
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And if you do that, the sex will come.
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Anytime.
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So, after my troubles in Beijing, I just moved to Dubai, and then I got all caught up in the world of underground baccarat. Spent the rest of '09 living with this African tribe. Oh, they made me an honorary tribesman. Oh.
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Vagina shark!
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Whoa, that looks like it hurt. It looks like that because it did hurt, Kevin. Since then, I've just been biking through South America. So, basically, you are the most interesting man in the world. Yeah. Let me guess, you guys are here for the reunion, huh? You got it. Class of '99. Haven I seen you before? Yeah, I'm on TV. No, not you. You.
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What's up, man? Jim.
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Hey, guys! Oz. There he is. You made it.
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And now you've got your own little guy. I know. And before you know it, he's gonna be a teenager... Wow. And you'll be teaching him about masturbation and, you know, all the do's and all the don'ts that have to do with the little guy's weenie. Right? Okay? Hopefully, it'll be more of a bratwurst by the time he's a teenager... Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just... Well, these are things you're gonna have to deal with. I understand. It's just, you know, he's two. Well, yeah, maybe you've got time, but.. So, you know, I just, I'd rather not talk about his penis. How you doing, Dad? I'm good. Yeah? What are you doing for fun? You seen any movies lately?
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All right, let's see what you got, Kev. "Kevin Myers. Hopes to still be living it up" "with the amazing Vicky Lathum." Oh, man! Vicky! What? I am sure your wife would be very happy to read that. What? I was dating Vicky at the time.
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Finch? Finch! Oh, my God! It great to see you, James. Changed at all, Jim. Good to see you, pal. I didn't think you were gonna make it. Finch, how are you, man?
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So, I'm assuming you didn't know he was gay back then. Jim, it's a good thing you found a woman with the sex drive of a dozen groupies. Hmm?
