Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier? Definitely. Teen sex, rainbow parties, sexting nude photos... I saw it all on Kathie Lee & Hoda. Happy birthday!
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Oh, my God, is this the babysitter? Mmm-hmm. You make it sound like I'm a superhero. Faster than a speeding stroller, more powerful than a mini-van.
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Hell, yeah. I got my first rim job at the Falls. Okay.
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Kara. You came! Hey!
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Happy birthday.
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Sorry.
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Jim?
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So...
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Come on, guys. That was pretty funny. Maybe in high school it was funny. Now it's just a felony. Only if we get caught. Yeah, you gotta admit, it was nice giving those kids a little payback. Maybe it was good that they will learn to respect their elders. Exactly! Hey, give me a second, I gotta find some toilet paper. That's gross.
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Stifler! Are you crazy?
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What's up, Class of '99-ers? Oh, my God! Vicky! Hi! Hey! I can't believe you're here. Yeah, I flew in from New York last night. I've been hanging outwith my parents. They were actually just talking about you earlier. Really? About what? That time they caught us making out at the Falls. Oh, right. The Falls. Wow, I haven't been there in forever. Michelle used to love going to the Falls. The place is romance incarnate.
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So, the guys were all talking about heading over to the Falls. Well, what about Jim and Michelle time? I was thinking it could be kind of romantic. Well, I'd love to, but your dad has been with Ev all day. Yeah, no, you're right. Okay. Yeah, we'll just, we'll go home. Oh, no, no. You go and have fun. Really? Yeah. Just, when you get home, you just better be ready. You better be ready. I'm ready.
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Okay, after this drink, I have to go home. Jim. There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that? Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle? Exactly.
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Jesus, Stifler, what happened to just stealing their beer? I know, this is so much better, right? What? You destroyed their jet skis. They splashed us.
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Um, Stifler, do you know where you're going? I know this place like the back of my cock.