I'm warning you, if you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go. But she's bored. If I could only let her out for an hour or two. So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends? No, sir. But I haven't had any messages from any of my friends. Not one... ...all summer. Who would want to be friends with you? I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table... ...even let you have Dudley's second bedroom... ...purely out of the goodness of our hearts. Not now. It's for when the Masons arrive. Which should be any minute. Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be...? In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home. -Good. And, Dudley, you will be...? -I'll be waiting to open the door. Excellent. And you?
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Harry Potter, such an honor it is. -Who are you? -Dobby, sir. Dobby the house-elf. Not to be rude or anything... ...but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom. Yes, sir. Dobby understands. It's just that Dobby has come to tell you.... It is difficult, sir. Dobby wonders where to begin. -Why don't you sit down? -Sit down? Sit down? Dobby, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or anything. Offend Dobby? Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir... ...but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal. You can't have met many decent wizards then. No, I haven't. That was an awful thing to say. -Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! -Stop, Dobby. Dobby, shush. Dobby, please, stop.
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BOY: There's Nearly Headless Nick. -Hello, Percy, Miss Clearwater. PERCY: Hello, Sir Nicholas.
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Dobby, please, no. Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school. I can't. Hogwarts is my home. Then Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter's own good. VERNON: lt spread as far as the eye could see, all over the floor. One plumber said, "Look at all that water." The second plumber said, "Yes, and that's just the top of it."
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Go. Go. Go. DUDLEY: Dad, hurry up.
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HARRY: All we need to do is catch up with the train. We can't be far behind.
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Welcome home.
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Take my hand!
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SNAPE: You were seen by no less than seven Muggles. Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world. Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow... ...that's been on these grounds since before you were born. Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us. Silence. I assure you that were you in Slytherin, and your fate rested with me... ...the both of you would be on the train home tonight. -As it is-- DUMBLEDORE: They are not. Professor Dumbledore. Professor McGonagall. Headmaster... ...these boys have flouted the Decree for the Restriction of Underage Wizardry. -As such-- -I am well aware of our bylaws... ...having written quite a few of them myself. However, as head of Gryffindor house... ...it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate action. We'll go and get our stuff, then. What are you talking about, Mr. Weasley? You're going to expel us, aren't you? Not today, Mr. Weasley... ...but I must impress on both of you the seriousness of what you have done. I will be writing to your families tonight, and you will both receive detention.
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Yes, Miss Granger? Mandrake, or Mandragora... ...is used to return those who have been Petrified to their original state. It's also dangerous. The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it. Excellent. Ten points to Gryffindor. As our Mandrakes are still only seedlings... ...their cries won't kill you yet. But they could knock you out for hours, which is why I have given you earmuffs... ...for auditory protection. So could you please put them on, right away? Quickly. Flaps tight down, and watch me closely. You grasp your Mandrake firmly. You pull it sharply up out of the pot.
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Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs. -No, ma'am, he's just fainted. -Yes, well, just leave him there.
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Right, on we go. Plenty of pots to go around. Grasp your Mandrake and pull it up.
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...maybe Mum and Dad can't get back.
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Got it? And...
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Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Me. Gilderoy Lockhart... ...Order of Merlin, Third Class... ...honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League... ...and five times winner...
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...of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award. But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him.
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Tut-tut. Hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is lilac.