"Rejected by city." That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. -I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um... I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... -Hostage situation? -Yeah.
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[door closes]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[people clamoring]
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[door closes] [guns firing] [shouting in video game]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Word choice, man. [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth. [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... [Shazam] I know. I just... "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." -Burn! -[chuckles] I just came up with that. Make sure you put a dash in there, though, so it's really clear. Okay. [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
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I lost it. Freddy, I can't. What is a god without her power? The most powerful thing about you is you. You taught me that.
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[Shazam] Eugene! Hey, buddy! Where you at?
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A paper bird. And it flies to the god. [Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute. Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now?
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[grunting]
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[people screaming]
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Turns out museums are fun.
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[all] Shazam! [dramatic music playing]
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I suck balls at this. [guns firing in video game] Why do we always have to play war games? Hey, it's practice for our other job. -[scoffs] -I'm serious. Military strategy, multiple team members, each with a special skillset unleashed against an unknown enemy. [Victor] I know how it sounds, but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. I'm telling you. Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. -But we don't need guns! -[gasps] [Mary] Darla? [Freddy] This is it. This is big time. -We are the guns. -[Mary] Darla! Why were there Skittles in my pockets? It was supposed to be a surprise. It was. Hmm, she's very moody lately. Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? -Oh. -[Rosa] Whoo! Ole. [Victor] Is this an army of unicorns -killing Genghis Khan? -Yes. Unicorns aren't real. It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. [Eugene] Billy, you can't just leave. Your guy's gonna die! Whoo! [laughs] [chattering on tv] -See? -Yes. I told you you would get into it if you gave it a chance. Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal.