Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
Shazam!
2.9s
Very good, very funny. Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious.
Shazam!
5.8s
Seeking Spell, find me one soul who is worthy.
Shazam!
2.7s
No, no, no. That's my lunch, kid!
Shazam!
29.3s
Hey! Shazam!
Shazam!
1.5s
Hands on the staff.
Shazam!
1m1s
So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
Shazam!
43.4s
No! No.! Primitive symbols. You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings. You assume there's only one way to gain magic. No, no, no. There are more ways than a mind can imagine. What in God's name? I name the gods, Doctor. Not the other way around. Oh, what fun we're going to have together. The Seven Realms are about to be ours.
Shazam!
1m17s
Here. Take it. Take it. It's for you. Hold it tight. Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. Okay. Shazam! Shazam!
Shazam!
8s
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Thank you for this food. Thank you for this day. Thank you for this family.
Miss Batson... I've been looking for you. No. Gosh.
Shazam!
5.1s
Billy, don't do this. Billy! - Billy. - Don't do it, Billy! Don't!
Shazam!
49.7s
What are you doing? Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up? Yeah. What are you guys doing here? Well, we're having lunch with you. But you guys have different lunch periods. Well, we made a very special arrangement. - Darla, what's going on? - Why are you asking me? Freddy Freeman. This guy taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. True story. You should get some pointers from him. What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? Uh... I invited another friend. I hope that's okay.
Shazam!
3.4s
- There's nobody here. - What do you mean? - It's a closet. - You really bought that, huh?
Shazam!
10.3s
They're in there. You stay here. Police! I saw 'em hide back in there.